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The Office Season 7 Episode 18 “Todd Packer” Quotes
Todd Packer Quotes
Jim: You know you can’t actually poison him, right?
Dwight: It isn’t poison. It’s a laxative. People take laxatives all the time. This is just a lot more of a laxative.
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Jim: Call Froggy 101. …
The Office Season 7 Episode 17 “Threat Level Midnight” Quotes
Threat Level Midnight Quotes
Michael: I’m a huge Woody Allen fan… although I’ve only seen Antz. But I’ll tell you something, what I respect about that man is that when he was going through …
The Office Season 7 Episode 16 “PDA” Quotes
PDA Quotes
Gabe: So, PDAs, that’s going to include behaviors such as hugging, kissing, uh…
Kevin: Booby honking!
Gabe: Yup, booby honking. Sure.
Kevin: Butt honking!
Gabe: Butt honking, yep all the honkings.
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Erin: One Erin Special, please.
Hank: Here’s your bottle …
The Office Season 7 Episode 15 “The Search” Quotes
The Search Quotes
Erin: Holly is ruining Michael’s life. He thinks she’s so special, and she’s so not. Her personality is, like, a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are, like, …
The Office Season 7 Episode 14 “The Seminar” Quotes
The Seminar Quotes
David Brent: Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself—that’s what she said!
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David Brent: I do characters, as well. I got a Chinese fella—not politically correct—but he’s called Holy F(bleep). …
The Office Season 7 Episode 13 “Ultimatum” Quotes
Ultimatum Quotes
Darryl: The day shift at a strip club? You can’t un-see that.
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Clerk: If you read a lot, you should check out our eReaders. They’re really neat.
Darryl: Oh, I work at a paper company. Those …
The Office Season 7 Episode 12 “Classy Christmas, Part 2″ Quotes
Classy Christmas, Part 2 Quotes
Michael: What if Meredith was taking her smoking break below that window? You know what would have happened? The shards of glass would have shaved her face right off. …
The Office Season 7 Episode 11 “Classy Christmas, Part 1″ Quotes
Classy Christmas, Part 1 Quotes
Pam: I’m the Office Administrator now, which means I’m basically being paid to be the head of the Party Planning Committee. The first thing I did as head? I …
The Office Season 7 Episode 10 “China” Quotes
China Quotes
Dwight: Moving is one of the most stressful things you can do in life. You’ll probably just take it out on your kid. Jim will turn to the drink, the family will …
The Office Season 7 Episode 9 “WUPHF.com” Quotes
WUPHF.com Quotes
Michael: You just have to play with the cards that you’re dealt: Jim, that guy is an ace; Dwight is my king up my sleeve; Phyllis is my old maid; Oscar is …
The Office Season 7 Episode 8 “Viewing Party” Quotes
Viewing Party Quotes
Michael: (to Gabe) If you break that girl’s heart I will kill you. That’s just figure of speech, but seriously if you break that girl’s heart I will literary kill you …
